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Lunes, Agosto 10, 2015

4 - For Tall Guys

1.Everyone Assumes You’re Amazing At Sports



What do you mean you don’t play basketball?’ is a sentence you have heard more than any other.Automatically everyone assumes because you taller over them that sports would be your thing.almost of my friends playing basketball and yes! um the only one who are not playing always i just play it by shooting then bounce back the ball to me then shoot it again then wait the ball to back. 

2.You’re Accidentally Looking Down Girls Tops


No matter what you say in your defense nobody will ever believe your innocence and it is completely not your own fault that you are always placed in prime position to look like a pervert.

3.Everyone Treats You Like A Climbing Frame



Children, cats, girls…okay, basically anything smaller than you really enjoys this game where they challenge themselves to try and climb right up to the top of your head.
So you are now officially human freak man who can be used just for the pure entertainment of others as if you really don’t mind getting a foot in the gut all the time as people treat you like a mountain. 
4.Mirror Problem 
Mirrors and cameras have this bad habit of cutting more heads . There is no possible way to get a full body close up in either. You are not just completely out of proportion but you are also out of perspective. or buy a mirror bigger than you.

5.It’s Awkward When You’re In A Relationship
You’re always seen as more of a guardian and a friend then someone who actually needs some loving too. When you do get lucky and finally bag yourself a girl who enjoys romantic walks, you are constantly asked to slow down with your giant strides.
Every kiss you’re made to bend down and every photograph it is always best to stay seated. Even when you’re holding hands together it feels as if you’re being dragging around a small child.



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